My Mustache

I first grew my Mustache when I was so young, my peach fuzz under my nose was light, and no one could see any thing. So I colored it with a dark pencil. Vola!! Instant Mustache! I've had it ever since. One time it was a handle bar. Some times like Clark Gable. Once even a Groucho Marx type. I shaved it off only once. But no one knew who I was. Not even me!